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episode 161
Premiered July 24, 2009


Guests: Anthony Woods, war veteran and political candidate; Susan Eisenhower, international security and relations consultant; John Heilemann, writer; Janet Napolitano, U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security; Matt Taibbi, writer

Maherisms

If conservatives get to call universal healthcare 'socialized medicine,' I get to call private, for-profit healthcare 'soulless, vampire bastards making money off human pain.

I heard all the news anchors this week talk about how much better the news coverage was back in Cronkite's day. And I thought, gee, if only you were in a position to do something about it.

If you're an adult seeing the new 'Harry Potter' movie, you don't have to be ashamed about being attracted Emma Watson. What you've got to be ashamed about is that you're an adult seeing the new 'Harry Potter' movie.

Stop saying Michael Jackson had an irrational fear of his father, Joe Jackson. There is no level of fear that would be inappropriate for Joe Jackson.

On Gates vs. Cambridge Police Department

Perhaps the most prominent African American scholar in America today, Henry Louis Gates, was arrested for being black while home. – Bill Maher

The police in Cambridge say it had nothing to do with Gates being black. They said they would have given the same treatment to any minority. – Bill Maher

I'm always concerned about the very real possibility of, you know, someone thinks I'm in the wrong place at the wrong time, it doesn't matter my accomplishments. That's something that African Americans still face in this country. – Anthony Woods

When Professor Gates was confronted, he acted like any other rich, white guy. You know, 'Who are you? Don't you know who I am?! I want to see your badge number.' – Bill Maher

The truth is that there are plenty of Republicans who aren't racist, but there are some very noisy ones who get away with saying things that are completely inappropriate. – Susan Eisenhower

On the Political Divide

Somebody needs to get up and start talking about unifying this country again. – Susan Eisenhower

The only freedom [Barack Obama] is taking away is the freedom to not have a black president. – Bill Maher

On Health Care

[The Republicans] want to score a political win...But, they have no problem letting 50 million Americans suffer without health insurance. – Anthony Woods

We're going to have to find a solution to healthcare because the boomers are going to be retire soon and are going to create enormous distortions in an already distorted system. – Susan Eisenhower

I would love to have some journalist ask a Republican who talks about socialized medicine: If it's so awful, how come it's what we have for our veterans? – Bill Maher

The Republicans are a sideshow here, compared to the failure of the Democratic Party to get its shit together. – John Heilemann

The Democrats, whenever they're given a chance, controlling all three branches of the government, are tied in knots and can't get anywhere. – John Heilemann

They're not hospitals anymore. They're Jiffy Lube's with bedpans. – Bill Maher

On the Military-Industrial Complex

When the military says, 'We don't want this,' and Congress is trying to shove this down their throats, that's a sad statement of the political system that we have right now. – Anthony Woods

When the government is keeping programs alive just for make-work, for jobs, isn't that more socialism than what healthcare would ever be? – Bill Maher

In the original draft of [President Eisenhower's] speech, it was "military-industrial-congressional complex." And the "congressional" part was taken out because the president felt that he'd had excellent relations with a Democratic Congress and didn't want to get into name-calling on his way out. – Susan Eisenhower

Until we start to see some of that corruption actually prosecuted and some of those people start going to jail…the military-industrial complex is going to keep jamming weapon systems at the Pentagon, force-feeding them, that the country doesn't need and that the country doesn't want. – John Heilemann

On Afghanistan

We clearly haven't learned the lessons that we're learning right now in Iraq; that we need a clear goal, clear missions, we need a timetable. – Anthony Woods

It's almost like 1984, where it's just sort of a country that's perpetually at war with somebody over there, and nobody really knows why, but we've all accepted it. – Matt Taibbi

If we're going to be serious about this, I think we're going to have to start thinking about some kind of modified draft. – Susan Eisenhower

[Multiple deployments are] extremely challenging for these soldiers, especially when they come home. It's destroying families and it's destroying lives, and we need to recognize that. – Anthony Woods

As a country, we have a lot more resources that we could bring to bear that aren't just about, you know, firepower and kicking in doors. – Anthony Woods

On Homeland Security

Every traveler, everybody in an airport, has a role to play at security. We want to develop that sense of all of us being in it together. – Dept. of Homeland Security Sec. Janet Napolitano




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