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Real Time with Bill Maher

episode 68
Premiering February 24, 2006
Guests: actor Danny Glover, fmr. Sen. Gary Hart, author Irshad Manji, Rep. Heather Wilson, and columnist Nicholas Kristof.

On Dubai Ports

"But, excuse me, how would you think President Bush would feel if we said to him, 'Okay, let's have your Secret Service detail be taken over by the United Arab Emirates?' 'If it's okay for all of us, let's have the Arabs protect you, and just hope that ticking sound is Dick Cheney's pacemaker.'" – Bill Maher

On The Extreme Left

"I'm often accused on college campuses of being a Nazi because I dare to critique Islam. So when I ask my critics, 'All right, what would you like me to do in order to rectify my Nazi errors?' I'm often told, 'Remove certain passages from your book.' As if that's not a fascist thing to do." – Irshad Manji

On Iraq

"Bush is in command. And when he heard that sectarian militias had killed hundreds of Iraqis, he called for an immediate invasion of Sectaria." – Bill Maher

On Sending Bill O'Reilly to Darfur

"You can argue that the people of Darfur have already suffered enough." – Nicholas Kristof

On Religious Use of Hallucinogenic Tea

"This was such a tough one for the Bush Administration, because on the one hand, they love anything to do with Jesus and religion. On the other hand, they hate any drug that doesn't put money in the pockets of Pfizer." – Bill Maher




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